The answer to Cryptogram #1 is:
“Do you need a spanking?” Damien asked, unmoved.
That has to go down as one of the most stupid questions in history. Duh. Yes darling, like a hole in the head. That is really going to improve the situation. Do I look right now as though I need a spanking? ~from Unspoken
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